Hail to the Thief!

Love your country. Never trust its government.


Tuesday, 03 July 2007 (permalink):
Back in February 2004, President Bush said:
If there's a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is. And if the person has violated law, that person will be taken care of.
Yesterday he made good on his promise. He "took care of" convicted felon Scooter Libby by commuting his jail term down to zero.

Wednesday, 21 March 2007 (permalink):
The blogosphere, the mainstream media, and now the Senate are all abuzz over the Bushites firing eight U.S. attorneys last year, apparently for political reasons. Tomorrow the Senate Judiciary Committee will probably subpoena Karl Rove and Harriet Miers to answer questions about the firings. But what they really should be asking about is not the eight attorneys who were fired, but the eighty-five who were not fired. What did they do that let them keep their jobs?

Take a look at the record for the last six years, what the U.S. attorneys have been up to. If you count up all their prosecutions for corruption and divide them by political party, you find a curious thing: 80% of those prosecuted were Democrats and 20% were Republicans. This is especially curious considering that the Democrats have been out of power and therefore didn't have much influence to peddle!

So, Senators Leahy and Schumer, how about subpoenaing the other eighty-five U.S. attorneys and asking them some hard questions about their last six years?


Monday, 01 January 2007 (permalink):
In memory of 3000 U.S. troops killed in Iraq.

On a hillside next to the freeway and BART station in Lafayette CA, some folks have set up memorial crosses (and a few crescents and stars of David), plus a sign with the current toll. Hundreds of thousands of people see it every day. The memorial has already been vandalized twice. What kind of person would do that?


Sunday, 18 November 2006 (permalink):
So now that we have a more reasonable Congress, here's what I think we should do about Iraq. Take the $100,000,000,000/year we would spend on the war, and instead buy consumer goods. Give them away to the Iraqis - that's about $20,000/family/year. Keep doing it for the next three years.

Monday, 06 November 2006 (permalink):
The election is tomorrow, and the Republicans are pulling a last-minute dirty trick: phone-spamming people while trying to appear as if they are Democrats. What a bunch of scumbags. I don't think it'll help them though. If the Democrats take back Congress as everyone is predicting, be sure to watch The Daily Show on Wednesday - the guest will be Dr. Howard Dean. His '50 State' strategy as head of the DNC is really what turned this nation's politics around. All it took was someone willing to actually stand up to the Republican bullies.

Wednesday, 23 August 2006 (permalink):
"Unfortunately, we cannot be of service to the Lieberman campaign. We work exclusively with Democratic candidates."

Wednesday, 09 August 2006 (permalink):
Now that Senator Lieberman is officially no longer a Democrat, isn't it time for him to give up his four committee seats? Senator Reid take note.

Tuesday, 08 August 2006 (permalink):

To: Editor of The Berkeley Daily Planet <opinion@berkeleydailyplanet.com>

The two side-by-side commentaries in Tuesday's Planet certainly caught my eye. The first one had a rather provocative title: "Criticizing Israel = Anti-Semitism", by Howard Glickman of Berkeley. I've never heard anyone actually make that equation, but I've certainly heard people accuse Israel's supporters of making it. Had the Planet actually found someone willing to equate criticizing Israel with hating the Jews?

I read the article. Then I read the article again. Then I read the article very carefully a third time. Then I went to the Planet's web site, downloaded the text of the article, and searched it for the strings "jew" and "semit". Those strings do not appear anywhere in the article, and I don't see the author in any way making the equation alleged in the title.

I'm curious, where did the title of the article come from? Is that what the author called it, or was the title added by someone at the Planet? If the latter, that person might want to consider a career other than journalism.

After puzzling over that for a while, I went on to the second commentary piece entitled "Zionist Crimes in Lebanon", by Kurosh Arianpour of Iran. That one was less interesting, but I thought I'd quote from it:

Also, one can ask why Jews had problem with Egyptians, with Jesus, with Europeans, and in modern times with Germans? The answer, among other things, is their racist attitude that they are the Chosen People. Because of this attitude, they do wrong to other people to the point that others turn against them, namely, become anti-Semite if you will.
It is a mystery why the Planet thought this clumsy propaganda was worthy of publication. Was it to remind us that there are many people in this world with an irrational hatred of Jews? Thanks, but we already knew that.

Jef Poskanzer, Berkeley


Saturday, 05 August 2006 (permalink):
Here's my opinion: anyone who so much as speculates about the 2008 Presidential election right now is aiding the Republicans.

There are three months left until the 2006 mid-term congressional elections. The campaigns are in full swing now. It looks like the Democrats have a very good chance of taking back the House. Some people are saying a Democratic Senate is possible too.

All attention now must be on the mid-terms. Anything else is a distraction.

But there's more. If the Democrats do take back congress this November, a major focus of the next two years will be undoing the damage the Republicans have done. In particular, undoing the extra-constitutional powers that President Bush has arrogated. The aim of the 110th Congress will be to burn down the "unitary executive", to turn the office of the Presidency from a dictator/king back into a glorified janitor. If we succeed, then the 2008 election will be irrelevant.

By talking about 2008, you are not only buying into the Republican fetishization of the Presidency, but you are assuming that we will fail this November. So I say to you: STFU.


Monday, 22 May 2006 (permalink):
Wired News just published the "sealed" documents in EFF's lawsuit against AT&T. Grab your copies now!

Thursday, 20 April 2006 (permalink):
A History of US/Iranian Relations Since 9/11.

Wednesday, 12 April 2006 (permalink):
The EFF's lawsuit against AT&T got a big boost this week when a former AT&T employee filed an affidavit giving technical details of the illegal wiretapping. He helped install the equipment in San Francisco, and says he heard from co-workers about similar installations in numerous other cities. He also provided documents about the installation and equipment.

Read all about it at Wired News.


Tuesday, 31 January 2006 (permalink):
A month ago, I suggested suing over the government's illegal wiretaps, and collecting massive amounts of cash via the damages provision. Today the EFF filed exactly this lawsuit. W00t!

However, they didn't sue the government, they sued AT&T Corp, a private company that collaborated on the wiretaps. This is actually rather clever. The wiretap laws apply equally to government and private entities, but some of the damage provisions don't apply to the government. Also, suing the government is difficult in general, there are issues of sovereign immunity.

I asked one of the lawyers on the case why they picked this particular company to sue, when it seems likely that many companies had collaborated. He said they had specific information about AT&T Corp's collaboration, and if information later shows up about other companies, they can certainly be added to the lawsuit.


Thursday, 26 January 2006 (permalink):
It has been interesting to watch the reactions, over the past month, to President Bush's illegal wiretaps. Bush and his gang have been defending the program by saying we need the wiretaps to protect the nation. However, no one is actually objecting to the wiretaps themselves. We crossed that line years ago. The objection is to doing it without warrants, for as far as we can tell no reason at all. FISA would have let them get the warrants in complete secrecy, even after the fact.

So my question is, is he really that stupid or merely pretending to be that stupid?

Fortunately, a lot of folks are not being fooled by this ridiculous tactic. Even some Republicans such as Grover Norquist, Bob Barr, Arlen Specter, Lindsey Graham, and Richard Lugar are objecting and calling for hearings. If only a few more Republicans in Congress have the balls to join them, impeachment is a very real possibility.


Thursday, 29 December 2005 (permalink):
The ACLU ran an ad in today's New York Times calling for an investigation into Bush's illegal wiretaps.

Wednesday, 21 December 2005 (permalink):
After looking up the criminal penalties for Bush's illegal wiretaps, I got to thinking. There are only two ways to go after a sitting President for a criminal offense:

So, is there another way? Turns out FISA has a civil liability section. You can sue for $1000 or $100/day, which could get interesting if there are, as I suspect, millions of incidents. You can also get punitive damages and attorney's fees.

Class action lawsuit, anyone?


Monday, 19 December 2005 (permalink):
At this time I would just like to say: 50 U.S.C Chapter 36, Subchapter I: Electronic Surveillance; §1809: Criminal sanctions. "An offense described in this section is punishable by a fine of not more than $10,000 or imprisonment for not more than five years, or both."

Friday, 16 December 2005 (permalink):
Senator McCain's anti-torture amendment, which passed the Senate 90-9 in October, came up for a vote in the House on Wednesday. It passed there too: 308 in favor of banning torture and 122 in favor of torture. Since that's a veto-proof 70%, President Bush flip-flopped and now supports the amendment.

Friday, 28 October 2005 (permalink):
Bush seems to be catching whatever it is that Cheney has:


Thursday, 06 October 2005 (permalink):
Yesterday the Senate voted to ban the use of torture by US troops. That's not news.

The news is that the vote was 90 to 9. That's right, nine United States Senators went on the record in favor of torture, and one couldn't be bothered to vote on it.

The nine torturers are:

Note that all nine are Republicans. The one Senator who didn't vote was Jon Corzine (D-New Jersey). Dunno what was up with that - maybe he was sick.

This was an amendment to the Defense Department's annual appropriations bill, HR2863. It goes to the House of Representatives next, where most likely even more torturers will step up and identify themselves. But even before the House votes on it, the President of the USA has said he'll veto the whole appropriations bill if it comes to him with the anti-torture amendment still attached. If he does, then I guess I'll have to modify this site's tagline: "Drunk. Deserter. Coke head. Liar. Torturer. Bush."


Friday, 01 July 2005 (permalink):
Pat Oliphant on the war.

Thursday, 30 June 2005 (permalink):
"Our mission is clear in Iraq. Should we have to go in, our mission is very clear: disarmament." -- President Bush, 22 March 2003, two weeks before the war started.

"Our mission in Iraq is clear. We are hunting down the terrorists. We are helping Iraqis build a free nation that is an ally in the war on terror. We are advancing freedom in the broader Middle East." -- President Bush, 28 June 2005, two years after the war began.

What a flip-flopper.


Sunday, 19 June 2005 (permalink):
From Craig Newmark's blog:
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.



Wednesday, 09 March 2005 (permalink):
Christopher Hitchens on Ohio's Odd Numbers.

Thursday, 18 February 2005 (permalink):
Jeff Gannon / James Guckert.

White House correspondent / gay prostitute.

Republican operative / tax evader.

It really doesn't get much better than this.


Friday, 11 February 2005 (permalink):
The Social Security thing comes down to this.

In 1983, Congress, President Reagan, and a guy named Alan Greenspan put together a deal to fix Social Security. The deal was that they would raise payroll taxes, and for the next 40 years those taxes would bring in more than Social Security needed. The excess would be loaned to the general treasury. After 40 years had passed, the extra payroll taxes would not be enough, so the general treasury would start paying back the loan.

We are now halfway through the initial 40 year period. For the last 20 years, we have been paying extra payroll taxes and loaning the money to the treasury, with the expectation that it would be paid back later. Now Bush wants to not pay it back.

Bush is trying to steal not just your future FICA taxes, but all the FICA taxes you have paid for the last 20 years.


Monday, 07 February 2005 (permalink):
In his own words - President Bush explains his Social Security fix:
Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised.

Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.

Yes, he really said that. Here's the official transcript from whitehouse.gov.


Thursday, 03 February 2005 (permalink):
President Bush wants to "fix" Social Security - and by "fix" he means steal a third of it. His proposed change will do nothing to prevent the program from imploding. All it will do is take a bunch of your money and give it to stockbrokers.

Furthermore, Social Security doesn't actually need fixing at all. To make the case for his theft, Bush is lying to us. It's really pretty blatant - when he wants you to believe that the system is about to implode, he quotes economic forecasts that assume the worst possible growth rates; but when he wants to convince you that his pie in the sky stock touting scheme will work, he quotes different forecasts that assume excellent growth rates.

If the economy turns out as crappy as his first forecasts predict, then nothing will keep Social Security from going under, along with everything else. If the economy turns out as great as his second forecasts predict, then Social Security will do just fine with no changes at all. Bush's proposed fix is either ineffectual or unnecessary. Or both!

My own favorite fix to Social Security, if and when a fix becomes necessary, is to remove the $90,000 cap on the FICA tax. Maybe some of you have never had salaries high enough to know this, but: as soon as you have made $90,000 in a year, you stop paying FICA for that year. The justification for this cap is that rich folks supposedly don't need Social Security benefits, so why should they pay into the system? Well, I claim that rich folks are benefitting from Social Security. Their benefit consists of not getting guillotined during the revolution that would inevitably follow if Social Security were to go bankrupt. They are getting a Society Secure enough for them to enjoy their wealth, and they should pay for that benefit. Get rid of the cap!


Thursday, 27 January 2005 (permalink):
Raw Story has a very juicy story about ballot tampering in Ohio.

Wednesday, 12 January 2005 (permalink):
Hail to the Thief is now available via an RSS feed.

Friday, 7 January 2005 (permalink):
Congressman John Conyers Jr. read a statement during yesterday's debate on the validity of the Ohio elections. Here are some excerpts:
"We are here today, not as partisans for one presidential candidate or another, but because we want to do our duty under the Constitution to protect our democracy."

"Most of all we are here because not a single election official in Ohio has given us any explanation for the massive and widespread irregularities in that state: No explanation for the machines in Mahoning County that recorded Kerry votes for Bush No explanation for the improper purging in Cuyahoga County No explanation for the lock down in Warren County No explanation for the 99% voter turnout in Miami County No explanation for the machine tampering in Hocking County."

"The thing we should never fear in Congress is a debate, and the thing we should never fear in a democracy is the voters. I hope that today we have a fair debate and four years from now, we have an election all our citizens can be proud of."

You can read the full statement here.

Thursday, 6 January 2005 (permalink):
Since my last entry here, the investigations into voting fraud have been quietly proceeding. I think the quietness is actually intentional, to try and keep the Republicans from organizing another fake mob scene. Anyway, some interesting things have been uncovered in Ohio, Florida, and elsewhere. Today is once again the day that Congress has to accept or reject the state electors. Last time fourteen members of the House of Representatives challenged the electors, but they needed to find at least one senator to object as well. Not a single senator stood up. This time it's going to play out a little differently, because Senator Barbara Boxer has joined the challenge. The next step is two hour debates in both House and Senate. That's almost certainly as far as it will go, but even so it's nice to see someone in Washington with a spine.

Sunday, 7 November 2004 (permalink):
Now there are reports of voting anomalies in Florida. A dozen different counties have come up with results that don't add up - they show more votes for president than the total number of votes cast, by a few percent. Also, in counties that used optical scan ballots, the Bush/Kerry vote ratios seem to be completely reversed from the Republican/Democrat regiatration numbers, while in counties using electronic voting machines the two ratios correspond. And the differences just happen to massively favor Bush. Maybe people were so fixated on the electronic voting machines that they didn't watch the optical scan systems as closely? Well, at least there are paper ballots to re-count.

Saturday, 6 November 2004 (permalink):
Found an interesting graph on the net. It compares what the exit polls predicted with what the vote counters actually reported. The first three show states that used paper ballots, and the polls match the votes pretty closely. The other six are states that used electronic voting machines, and the votes are wildly different from the polls, in favor of Bush.

Exit polls got a bad name back in the 2000 election, but I've always thought they reflected the intent of the Florida voters more accurately than the counted votes. The Florida 2000 exit polls said that more voters intended to vote for Al Gore, and that's actually what happened there, despite official vote totals (and Supreme Court decisions) alleging otherwise.


Friday, 5 November 2004 (permalink):
Interesting voting anomaly in Franklin County, Ohio: precinct Gahanna 1-B reports Bush 4258, Kerry 260, total votes cast 638. You can see it for yourself here (since removed!), on page 23. Guys, if you're going to add 4000 fake votes for Bush, you should really pick precincts with more voters than that.

Thursday, 4 November 2004 (permalink):
Greg Palast, my favorite political journalist, reports that Kerry won in both Ohio and New Mexico.

Wednesday, 3 November 2004 (permalink):
Well, that didn't go as well as expected.

Looks like Ohio is this year's Florida. It's still too close to call there although Bush has a definite lead. The Ohio Secretary of State says it will be 11 days before they can issue an official count of the provisional ballots. I guess that leaves lots of time to file lawsuits!

Of course Kerry just conceded the election. I never really liked him.


Tuesday, 2 November 2004 (permalink):
So it comes down to this: Election Day. Get out there. Vote. And make sure everyone you know votes too. Drive someone to the polls. Cover for your co-workers. And don't let the Republican goon squad stop you.

Tonight there will be a special one-hour "live" Daily Show, which should be good. They've titled it "Prelude To A Recount". Amusing, but I'm not so sure. I think there's a pretty good chance that Kerry will win with a big enough margin that Bush will just concede. Well, we shall see.


Friday, 29 October 2004 (permalink):
I found a nice copy of Bush's "fuck you" video. Think about that on Tuesday.

Thursday, 28 October 2004 (permalink):
After three days of being flummoxed, the Bush administration finally came out with their response to the 380 tons of high explosive that went missing from Iraq's al QaQaa munitions dump. The Bushites are trying to sell the notion that the explosives might already have been gone before USA troops got there on 3 April 2003.

Unfortunately for them, there's video. KSTP, a local Minneapolis TV station, had a news crew embedded with the 101st Airborne during the invasion. At the time they had no idea where they were, but it turns out on 18 April 2003 they were camped a couple miles south of al QaQaa. They visited the bunkers and filmed the explosives. When they left, the doors were wide open.


Wednesday, 27 October 2004 (permalink):
File this one under "Oops." A bunch of clueless Republicans have been sending email to addresses at georgewbush.org instead of georgewbush.com. The .com one is the real Bush Cheney '04 site; the .org one is a satirical opposition site. When they noticed they were getting all this mis-addressed mail, they posted it. There are some real gems in there, including one guy saying "God help us if the Democrats find out." Also the "caging" list which Greg Palast reported on came from here.

Monday, 25 October 2004 (permalink):
There's still one week until the election, but the Republicans are getting an early start on stealing it. In Springfield MO, a Republican group has been caught trying to disenfranchise Democratic voters. The Republicans falsely used the names of a few different legitimate voter registration groups, and got hundreds of people to fill out registration cards. Then they picked out the cards from Democrats and shredded them. This is a felony, and these folks will do jail time. But of course the real question is how many other Republican scumbags have been doing the same thing across the country.

If you get to your polling place next week and they tell you that you're not registered, don't panic. Just tell them you want a provisional ballot. That lets you cast your vote, and your county officials can figure out later what the problem was.

Or, you could actually visit your county courthouse this week and vote early. That might be a good idea for another reason. Word is now filtering out that the Republicans are hiring a hundred thousand thugs at $100 each to pretend to be "observers" at strongly Democratic polling places. The job of these beefy zitbrains will be to "challenge" every voter. They'll say they personally know you and that you're not qualified to vote. I expect there will be a lot of fistfights over this. But you can avoid the problem by voting this week, if you're in one of the majority of states which allow early voting. Look up your county registrar of voters on the web or in the phone book, find out where they are doing early voting, and head down there today! As a bonus, this also lets you avoid using insecure electronic voting machines, since in most counties the way early voting works is they give you an absentee ballot and you fill it out on the spot. I did it this afternoon, it was easy.


Monday, 11 October 2004 (permalink):
Bush's job performance graphed:


Saturday, 2 October 2004 (permalink):
There was a peculiar moment in the first debate the other night. About 60 seconds into one of his 90 second replies, Bush suddenly said "let me finish" - but no one was trying to interrupt him. Here, listen to it yourself. Who was he talking to? Some folks are saying this is proof that he uses a wireless earpiece, feeding him answers from off-stage. The 32-page Memorandum of Understanding that spells out the rules for the debates doesn't prohibit this; nevertheless it would certainly be interesting, if true.

Anyway, it didn't help him: he got his ass kicked by John Kerry.

There's more info on the earpiece question at isbushwired.com.


Monday, 20 September 2004 (permalink):
Nice graphic showing that God hates Bush. According to my counting, 48% of the Bush counties got gobsmacked, while 0% of the Gore counties did. Of course, hurricane season is not over yet.

Sunday, 12 September 2004 (permalink):
So it looks like the Republicans managed to miss the deadline for getting their candidate on the ballot in Florida. All together now: "Awwwwwwwww." Of course the Florida Secretary of State certified Bush anyway. Local Democratic Party chairman Scott Maddox says he's not going to make an issue of it, but it's not really up to him. Any Florida voter can file suit to make sure the ballot access laws are enforced equally and fairly, and I expect someone will. After all, a Florida judge just kicked Nader off the ballot for almost-but-not-quite meeting the ballot requirements.

The Republicans chose to have their convention much later than the Democrats so that they could keep on spending primary money. That choice comes with a risk - missing the ballot access deadline - and apparently that's what has happened in Florida. I say, too bad for them!


Monday, 6 September 2004 (permalink):
One of W's big claims in the 2000 election was that he would be the "Education President", that he had pulled off a "miracle" in Texas by lowering dropout rates and raising test scores, and he could do the same nationwide. Well surprise surprise, the Texas Miracle was just another one of W's many lies. Read all about it in this CBS News story. It sounds like this scam actually caused the real dropout rate to rise.

Tuesday, 31 August 2004 (permalink):
Former Texas state congressman Ben Barnes was in the news last week, admitting he was the one who got W into the Texas Air National Guard. He said he was "ashamed" at helping the sons of rich families stay out of Vietnam.

However, what he really ought to be ashamed about, and what he hasn't yet admitted, is later blackmailing W with the info. Read Greg Palast's story. Summary: by the time W was elected governor, Barnes had left public office and was a lobbyist; One of Barnes's clients was GTech Corp., who had the contract for the Texas state lottery; GTech was about to lose that contract due to allegations of corruption; Barnes had a talk with W; GTech got to keep the contract, worth $10 billion, and Barnes got a $23 million fee from GTech.

If Barnes gets around to admitting this is what happened, W goes to jail.


Thursday, 05 August 2004 (permalink):
Nice quote from our fearless leader today:
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush, 5 Aug 2004

Cite here.


Wednesday, 26 May 2004 (permalink):
Read a speech by the winner of the 2000 election on the catastrophe of America's policy in Iraq. It begins thusly:
George W. Bush promised us a foreign policy with humility. Instead, he has brought us humiliation in the eyes of the world.

He promised to "restore honor and integrity to the White House." Instead, he has brought deep dishonor to our country and built a durable reputation as the most dishonest President since Richard Nixon.

He also calls for the immediate resignations of:



Saturday, 08 May 2004 (permalink):
Last week, on the one-year anniversary of his false claim that 'major combat operations' in Iraq were over, Bush said "there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." He has made this claim a couple of times before. He is wrong, on all three counts. We've seen photos this week of the American torture chambers in Abu Ghraib. Photos and video of Iraqi prisoners being raped are widely rumored, even Rumsfeld admits they exist. And the BBC showed photos of a mass grave in Fallujah, for the hundreds of corpses from the intense American bombing there last month.

Donald Rumsfeld said "These events occurred on my watch. As Secretary of Defense, I am accountable for them and I take full responsibility." So why is he still in office? These days people seem to think that saying "I take responsibility" means something like confessing your sins to a priest; you say your Hail Marys and then it's all better. Not so. To me, taking responsibility means resigning and surrendering himself for prosecution by the Iraqi civilian authorities, or the International Court of Justice in The Hague.


Sunday, 11 April 2004 (permalink):
The PDB from August 6th 2001 was declassified yesterday, and surprise surprise it contradicts Dr. Rice's sworn testimony. She said the memo was only "historical information based on old reporting. There was no new threat information." Here's a small quote from the actual document:
FBI information since that time indicates patterns of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York.
Preparations for hijackings - sounds like information on a new threat to me. Or new information on a threat - it did say "recent". Parse it however you like, Dr. Rice still testified falsely. I don't think she will be charged with perjury. I do think she is on her way out.

Saturday, 10 April 2004 (permalink):
A letter I just sent to John Kerry:
Date: Sat, 10 Apr 2004 12:32:53 -0700
From: Jef Poskanzer <jef@acme.com>
Subject: gun rights
To: info@johnkerry.com

Dear Senator Kerry,

I am voting for you in November no matter what. George W. Bush MUST BE DEFEATED. So, this letter is not about me - it is about several million other potential votes for Kerry.

In addition to supporting Democratic ideals, I am also a life member of the NRA. There is no contradiction here. I believe in the Bill of Rights - all ten of them.

There is good reason to believe that Al Gore's opposition to legitimate gun ownership rights cost him the Presidency in 2000. It wasn't the only factor, of course - but it was a large one.

It seems to me that if this year's election is at all close - and it sure looks like it will be - you must consider moving to the center on gun rights. Howard Dean had this issue right: leave it up to the states. You don't have to do anything at the federal level. All you have to do is NOT SUPPORT RENEWAL of the federal "assault weapons" ban, which expires this September. The rifles banned by this law never represented a significant crime problem. The law is a failure, deserves to expire, and according to the vote counters WILL expire. And yet President Bush has said that if somehow the law does get renewed by the legislature, he will sign it. This means he is vulnerable on the issue. Why not take advantage of this? Disavow support of the gun ban, position yourself closer to the NRA than the President, and dare the NRA to support your election.

You must get elected. The nation cannot tolerate another four years of Bush. Please consider this suggestion.

Jef Poskanzer   jef@acme.com   http://www.acme.com/jef/



Thursday, 8 April 2004 (permalink):
Dr. Condoleezza Rice finally got around to testifying before the 9/11 Commission today. There were some interesting questions about a particular document, the President's Daily Briefing of August 6th 2001. The document is still classified. The title of the document was classified until today. That title is, according to Dr. Rice: "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States". She says, however, that the document "did not warn of attacks inside the United States." Oh. Kay. Well, perhaps it will get declassified at some point so we can see for ourselves whether Dr. Rice is full of shit.

Monday, 29 March 2004 (permalink):
Compare and contrast!
Richard Clarke Donald Rumsfeld
"Your government failed you. Those entrusted with protecting you failed you. And I failed you. We tried hard, but that doesn't matter, because we failed. And for that failure, I would ask, once all the facts are out, for your understanding and for your forgiveness." "I think the president has recognized the failure that existed and the concern he has for those people and the fact that the government, our government, was there and that attack took place. I don't know quite what else one would do."


Thursday, 25 March 2004 (permalink):
So this week Bush's former anti-terorism chief Richard Clarke did an interview on 60 Minutes and then testified before the 9/11 Commission. He said some pretty interesting things. He talked about how the Clinton administration was actively persuing Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda as a top priority, but when the Bushites came to town anti-terrorism was shoved to the back burner. And then, of course, 9/11 happened and everything changed. How did it change? Clarke testified, under oath, that on 9/12 President Bush personally ordered him to find proof that Iraq was behind the attack. He testified that on 9/12 Donald Rumsfeld wanted to bomb Iraq. When reminded that al Qaeda was in Afghanistan, not Iraq, Clarke says Rumsfeld replied:
There aren't any good targets in Afghanistan and there are lots of good targets in Iraq.

This is like the old joke about the drunk who dropped his keys in an alley but is looking for them under a streetlight because he can see better there. And on 9/17, President Bush signed an order directing the Pentagon to begin planning the invasion of Iraq. Yes, Iraq, not Afghanistan.

Last year former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill talked about how from day one of the Bush administration they were planning to invade Iraq. Clarke's testimony confirms this, and shows that the obsession with Iraq obstructed the fight against al Qaeda. It is apparent that the way "everything changed" for the Bush administration was that the attacks gave them the excuse they had been looking for to go after Iraq. But it's worse than that. It seems within the realm of possibility that the 9/11 attacks could have been prevented if Bush and his gang had not been so focussed on stealing Iraq. The Commission's report is due out in August, maybe they'll have something to say about this.

Meanwhile, National Security Advisor Dr. Condoleezza Rice is refusing to testify at the 9/11 Commission. I guess she thinks investigating the murder of thousands of American citizens is just not relevant to national security. Or maybe she is too busy! Although she did somehow find the time to go on five television talk shows smearing Clarke's character.


Monday, 15 March 2004 (permalink):
There was a horrible terrorist attack in Spain on the 11th, almost 200 people killed. Proportional to the population of Spain this is about the same size as the 11Sep2001 attacks in the USA. Two days later Spain had an election, and threw out their government. Now here's the weird part: immediately after the election, Republicans in the USA started spinning it as a win for the terrorists, and slandering the Spanish people as cowards; the implication being that we should re-elect Bush in November, otherwise the terrorists have won. This is ridiculous. The straightforward interpretation of the Spanish election is that the previous government failed to prevent the terrorist attack, and the people threw them out for it. Just as we should throw Bush out in November.

Friday, 30 January 2004 (permalink):
From last night's The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, with regard to David Kay's congressional testimony on the total lack of Iraqi WMDs :
Jon Stewart: For more on Kay's alarming testimony, we turn to our Daily Show Senior Nuclear and Bio-Chemical Weapons Analyst, Stephen Colbert. Stephen, thanks for joining us. You've been in the field a long time, you listened to Kay's testimony, in fact as I understand today you also gave some testimony as well.

Stephen Colbert: Well, I was subpoenaed, Jon, but I pled the Sixth. That threw them for a loop. Old Lady Constitution, still got a few tricks up her sleeve.

JS: Stephen, what did you make of Kay's testimony?

SC: Well, Kay dropped a bombshell, Jon, this is the non-smoking gun we've been looking for. Saddan Hussein has been caught hand-colored-handed. All of which, obviously, is *very* good news for the Bush administration.

JS: Well now, what do you mean good news? This was a colossal intelligence blunder.

SC: Colossal? That ain't the half of it, Jon. Leaking the name of a CIA operative as a political payback, that's colossal. Accidentally bombing an embassy, that's catastrophic, and kind of funny when you think about it. But going to war on an entirely false pretext, there is no word in the intelligence community for the magnitude of that mistake, and they come up with a lot of words. Did you know that 'whoops-a-daisy' was theirs? They came up with it after the Bay of Pigs.

JS: Really? Whoops-a-daisy, that's an interesting fact.

SC: Check your lexicon.

JS: I *will* check my lexicon. Ohhh, I left it upstairs. Now, how does realizing that Saddam Hussein had no weapons vindicate our case for war?

SC: Jon, it shows just how CRAZY Saddam Hussein was. Think about it - what kind of madman refuses to produce evidence that he doesn't have what he said he didn't? Saddam had to be taken out or who knows what else he might not have done? It's *imaginable*.

JS: That's an interesting point Stephen. Let me ask you this - this was the first implementation of a new doctrine of pre-emptive attacks. So, I guess this has lowered the standard of that. The standard for this pre-emptive attack should be imminent danger.

SC: Jon, all standards accomplish is to set limits on what we as a nation can do. What really excites me about this revelation is that it actually lowers the standard for the next invasion. Before, the standard was imminent danger. Now the standard is "What are you looking at? You looking at me? Cause my friend here says you're looking at me and there's nobody else here so I GUESS YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME!!!"

JS: I... I don't think they're looking at you. Stephen, I don't think the international community is going to stand for that.

SC: Well, you know what they say, Jon - the first unjustified military action is always the hardest. This time there was a lot of outrage, but next time the world will just say 'There they go again.' And by the time we're carpet bombing Nova Scotia, it'll seem kind of cute. We'll be like the world's crazy uncle.

JS: I had one of those. Used to get drunk and roll into the pool.

SC: Oh yeah.

JS: Ultimately, in your judgement, how did this turn out so terribly, terribly wrong?

SC: Oh, it's pretty simple Jon. This is just the case of a leader who trusted information given to him by fearful, eager-to-please underlings, who massaged that information to avoid disappointing their boss.

JS: ...Are you talking about President Bush or Saddam Hussein there?

SC: Either one.

JS: Thank you very much Stephen.



Tuesday, 28 January 2004 (permalink):
Paul Krugman wrote an excellent opinion piece for the New York Times about the deficit con-job that the Republicans are trying to pull.
EVEN CONSERVATIVES are starting to admit that President Bush isn't serious when he claims to be doing something about the exploding federal budget deficit. At best -- to borrow the already classic language of the State of the Union address -- his administration is engaged in deficit reduction-related program activities.


Saturday, 24 January 2004 (permalink):
Let's compare & contrast Bush's State of the Union addresses from 2003 and 2004, on the subject of Iraq's WMDs:
2003 2004
"over 25,000 liters of anthrax"
"more than 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin"
"as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent"
"upwards of 30,000 munitions capable of delivering chemical agents"
"several mobile biological weapons labs"
"advanced nuclear weapons development program"
"five different methods of enriching uranium"
"sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa"
"attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production"
"dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities"
Uh huh.

By the way, yesterday David Kay, head of the USA's search for WMDs in Iraq, resigned, saying he thought there never were any WMDs there after the Kuwait war. He also said that some of the search group's resources are being diverted away from the search for WMDs and used to find insurgents instead, and that's not what he signed up for.


Thursday, 11 September 2003 (permalink):
President Bush resigned today, saying "I have held a title which I did not win, and for which I have proven unqualified." Or at least that's how Greg Palast reported it.

Wednesday, 26 March 2003 (permalink):
We got a surge of traffic yesterday, due to this article at NME.com, a music news magazine. It seems that the band Radiohead have announced the name of their next album, and it's the same as the name of this web site. It's scheduled for release on June 9th. I guess I'll have to buy a copy!

Tuesday, 25 March 2003 (permalink):
We get mail!
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 09:41:22 -0600
From: "Mortensen, Allison" <AMortensen@rhsnet.org>
Subject: In Response....
To: webmaster@hail-to-the-thief.org

My liberal-cowardice brother sent me an email with all an Anti-American theme made up by you and your affiliates. I am a hard working citizen, born and raised in the Heartland of this beautiful country we call America. I feel very sorry for those who have nothing better to do than bash our great President and the men and women serving this beautiful land that you call home. Do you have no pride? Do you have no faith in God? This country was founded on the principal that all should have the freedom to choose for themselves. It America's theme but it is also God's theme. Regarding President Bush as a thief is like calling God a thief. It just has no merit. The goal of America is to bring peace to the world. It is a good and just cause. If you do not agree then I suggest you get out of America because you do not deserve to the wonderful blessings we all enjoy by living in this GREAT Country. You do have the freedom (that over centuries has been fought for by brave men and women) to think how ever you like- but to devote your entire life to trying to catch President Bush say the wrong thing or stumble over a few words is not only idiotic but it shows that you and everyone involved in your 'cause' needs to get a life.

Sincerely,
A Proud American



Tuesday, 4 February 2003 (permalink):
Q. What's worse than tax-and-spend Democrats?
A. Borrow-and-spend Republicans.
It's not that the Republicans don't like spending money. They just don't like Democrats spending money. To prevent that, their strategy since the Reagan years has been to bankrupt the country while they're in power. That way, even when the Republicans get thrown out and the Democrats are back in control, the Democrats still won't be able to spend very much.

Sunday, 12 January 2003 (permalink):
A quick review of the current world situation:
Iraq North Korea
Nuclear non-proliferation treaty signatory withdrew
Has a nuclear reactor not any more yes
Has a uranium enrichment facility not any more yes
UN weapons inspectors unlimited access kicked out
Currently testing ballistic missiles no yes
Currently has weapons of mass destruction no evidence yes
"They tried to kill my daddy!" yes no
Has oil yes no
USA reaction war diplomacy
Did I leave anything out?

Monday, 07 October 2002 (permalink):
Now here's a movie we'd like to see. From awolbush.com, your source for all info about G. W. Bush deserting from the National Guard.

Tuesday, 1 October 2002 (permalink):
Nice recruitment poster from TomPaine.com. From the caption: "Please, attack Iraq. Distract yourself from fighting Al Qaeda. Divide the international community. Go ahead. Destabilize the region. Maybe Pakistan will fall -- we want its nuclear weapons. Give Saddam a reason to strike first. He might draw Israel into a fight. Perfect! So please -- invade Iraq. Make my day."

Saturday, 27 July 2002 (permalink):
Here's a nice coda to the Florida election saga. According to the activist group Public Citizen, the Bush campaign spent $13.8 million on the recount, while the Gore campaign spent only $3.2 million. The Bush campaign's numbers came out now, a year and a half later, because they waited until the last day of an IRS amnesty program to file their legally required disclosure.

Thursday, 27 June 2002 (permalink):
Commenting on the recent 9th Circuit decision that the "under god" part of the Pledge of Allegience is unconstitutional, Bush had this to say:
This points up the fact that we need common-sense judges who understand that our rights were derived from God. And those are the kind of judges I intend to put on the bench.
Once again demonstrating his acute understanding of the Constitution.

Monday, 25 February 2002 (permalink):
In Bush's address to the Japanese parliament last week, he made this rather remarkable statement:
My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.
Yeah, I guess, except for a couple of years in the middle of the last century.

In the official White House transcript they "corrected" it to say half a century, which is reasonable. Still, where is this guy's brain?


Monday, 14 January 2002 (permalink):
President Bush showed up with a big red bruise on his left cheek today. The official explanation is that he choked while eating a pretzel, fainted, and hit his head. Yeah, when I've had a few six-packs of "pretzels" I sometimes "faint" too.

Tuesday, 11 December 2001 (permalink):
Ran across this amusing little correction notice from The Economist:
In the issues of December 16th 2000 to November 10th 2001, we may have given the impression that George Bush had been legally and duly elected president of the United States. We now understand that this may have been incorrect, and that the election result is still too close to call. The Economist apologises for any inconvenience.


Thursday, 20 September 2001 (permalink):
Bush's big speech in Congress tonight was pretty good. He finally got some fire going for the line "History's unmarked grave of discarded lies." I have some minor quibbles, for example the repeated characterization of bin Laden's terrorist network as "radical" - hard lee! On the other hand, I liked him using the word "citizens" a lot, instead of just "Americans" - since I see the coming war as between civilization and the barbarians. Overall a fine speech announcing some substantial responses to the terrorism. The new Office of Homeland Security sounds pretty interesting. It could be great, or it could turn into our own home-grown GeStaPo. I can't wait to hear the specifics.

Meanwhile, here's someone watching out for our civil liberties during this time of war: wartimeliberty.com. It's a slashcode weblog by Declan McCullagh, a journalist who has been covering the electronic freedom beat for a few years now. I'm adding it to my daily rounds, right before Slashdot.


Monday, 17 September 2001 (permalink):
Much to the surprise of absolutely no one, the gang of thieves are using the terrorist attack as a pretext to advance their pre-existing agenda of destroying our civil liberties. However, it would be nice if they'd at least do their homework first. Attorney General Ashcroft was on TV this morning complaining that when he wants to tap someone's phone, he has to get a new court order every time the person changes phone numbers. He wants the law changed so that he can get one court order authorizing taps on any phone the person uses. Well, guess what - that law already exists. They're called roving wiretaps, and they've been legal for 30 years. See 18 U.S.C. Sec. 2518, paragraph 11.

Later, Ashcroft met with Senate Judiciary Committee staffers to discuss what kinds of changes he wants in the law. One staffer asked him "Are you saying you want a roving wiretap in FISA?" His response: "What's a roving wiretap?"


Saturday, 15 September 2001 (permalink):
Everything changed this week. The terrorist attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon pushed all other issues to the back burner. As Shakespeare wrote in Twelfth Night, "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." So far, Bush's handling of the crisis hasn't been particularly impressive. Some well-written speeches soured by his usual flat delivery; calling up the reserves; increasing airport security. He hasn't done something which I would have thought was obvious: mobilizing the Army Corp of Engineers to assist in the WTC cleanup. Still, I'm willing to grant him a whole lot of slack for now. He faces the greatest challenge of any President since Lincoln. If he rises to the challenge and leads us to victory over stateless terrorism, he will be venerated not just in the USA but across the entire civilized world, and the ironic name of this web site will become whole-heartedly sincere: I will indeed Hail the Thief.

But I still think he looks like a chimp.

By the way, did you know that the Bush administration gave $43 million to the Taliban this year? True fact.


Tuesday, 31 July 2001 (permalink):
Ex-prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi has written a book about why the Supreme Court should be impeached for their decision in Bush v. Gore. He calls the decision "one of the biggest and most serious crimes in the history of the United States." I can't say I disagree. The book, by the way, is currently a best-seller.

Sunday, 17 June 2001 (permalink):
Nice quote from W. when he was informed how many nuclear warheads the USA has:
I had no idea we had so many weapons. What do we need them for?
This is probably the single most sensible thing he has ever said.

Saturday, 2 June 2001 (permalink):
Now there's talk of Senator John McCain leaving the Republican party too. I have mixed feelings about this. One the one hand, it would be nice to tip the Senate balance of power even further away from the right-wing scumbags. On the other hand, I'd like to see him stay in the GOP and fight W for the presidential nomination in 2004. That would be difficult but if anyone could do it, McCain could.

Friday, 1 June 2001 (permalink):
I think we should cut Jenna Bush some slack. Maybe the Texas legislature could pass a bill lowering the drinking age to 18 just for her. I mean, if my dad was George W., I'd want to stay drunk all the time too.

Thursday, 31 May 2001 (permalink):
Came across this great page about Clinton's legacy. The animated gif halfway down is priceless.

Tuesday, 29 May 2001 (permalink):
Remember when W's gang moved into the White House, how they claimed there was all sorts of vandalism by the outgoing Clinton staffers? That turns out not to be the case. The GAO investigated and found no damage to White House property. Perhaps the more interesting story is how the vandalism lie was spread by the media. Former Clinton press secretary Jake Siewart writes in the Washington Post about how that paper handled it:
Now, a couple of months after the fact, we learn that the vandalism story was never true in the first place. In January the story merited front-page treatment and a byline from a top White House reporter. Now, with the facts on the table, The Post borrowed the story from a wire service and buried it deep in the front section. That juxtaposition speaks volumes about the values driving modern journalism today.


Sunday, 27 May 2001 (permalink):
The Financial Times published an interview with treasury secretary Paul O'Neill. In it he advocates, among other things: Yes, really.

Thursday, 24 May 2001 (permalink):
Yep, Jeffords made it official today, he has switched from Republican to independent, and will vote with the Democrats on Senate leadership issues. Buh bye Republican majority. John McCain, R-Arizona, had a great comment for his GOP colleagues:
Tolerance of dissent is the hallmark of a mature party, and it is well past time for the Republican Party to grow up.

Meanwhile, I ran across northernsun.com, who sell hundreds of great t-shirts and bumper stickers. Check these out: Bush / Cheney: America's Second Choice; Re-elect Gore in 2004; and of course, Hail to the Thief!


Wednesday, 23 May 2001 (permalink):
The last couple of days rumors have been circulating that Senator James Jeffords, Republican from Vermont, is considering leaving the Republican party. This is intensely interesting, since it would tip control of the Senate to the Democrats, resulting in a new majority leader and new committee assignments. Jeffords says he'll make an announcement tomorrow. Meanwhile, the Republicans claim that Democrat Zell Miller of Georgia is considering switching to their party, and will make an announcement right after Jeffords does. Should be an interesting day.

Friday, 11 May 2001 (permalink):
TheFirstTwins.com.

Thursday, 26 April 2001 (permalink):
I came across this useful little timeline of the election.

Wednesday, 11 April 2001 (permalink):
The Miami Herald finally released the results of their recount last week. They reported it as a win for Bush. But is it really? Other journalists, looking at the Herald's actual results, say it looks more like Gore won. For example, see these two stories from Consortium News. Quoting:
Instead, the Herald and its partner in this unofficial recount, USA Today, focused on the election outcome that would have occurred if one first subtracted the extra votes that Gore got in Palm, Broward and Volusia counties and in 139 precincts in Miami-Dade County.

After subtracting those counties and precincts, the newspapers hailed a Bush victory by a supposed 1,665 votes, a tally reached by applying the most liberal standard for undervotes, the appearance of a single indentation.

Why the newspapers picked this contorted approach as their story lead is a bit murky. But the newspapers made clear that any contrary analysis -- that Gore would had won if similar counting standards were applied statewide -- was left to the domain of those deemed "Gore's supporters."

And this from the American Politics Journal:

The widely anticipated release of the results of the Miami Herald recount of Florida undervotes finally happened on April 3rd. The results of the recount demonstrate that under most rational scenarios, Al Gore would have won the Presidency. According to the data, far more people cast a vote for Al Gore than for George W. Bush. And the results strongly suggest that Gore would have won any statewide recount done under the auspices of the Florida Supreme Court.

But the Herald headline, and lead tell a different story. They say that Bush would have won if the recount had gone forward.

How did the Herald justify its headline, and its lead? They did it by:

  • misrepresenting the Florida Supreme Court decision
  • creating bizarre scenarios that assume the impossible
  • ignoring previous relevant Florida Court decisions
  • ingoring their own data, and misrepresenting the standard by which votes were counted in Palm Beach County, and
  • burying the information that demonstrated that Gore won in Florida

Let's hear it for impartial reporting!


Monday, 19 March 2001 (permalink):
The Nation is running a little survey to help them decide how to refer to George Bush. My favorite is Spurious George.

Sunday, 11 March 2001 (permalink):
Here's a great article: "Lost" Votes and a Stolen Election.
Elections officials in Republican-controlled Florida counties omitted potentially thousands of votes from their certified totals. The ballot designs in these counties encouraged voters to both mark a listed candidate and write in the same candidate's name. Such votes were rejected as overvotes although they are defined by law as valid votes that should be counted. The Florida Secretary of State failed in her duties regarding the conduct of elections by certifying vote totals that did not include these votes.


Monday, 5 March 2001 (permalink):
Looks like Dick Cheney had yet another heart attack. If you have nine do you get the tenth for free?

Thursday, 1 March 2001 (permalink):
Greg Palast writes about how he covered the story of Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris illegally purging 64,000 mostly black and mostly Democrat voters from the Florida regiatration lists before the election. Oh, you hadn't heard about this? That's because he covered the story in Britain, for the Guardian/Observer and the BBC. So why didn't the story appear in the USA? Palast wonders that too.

Tuesday, 20 February 2001 (permalink):
A long story in the New York Times about the Supreme Court Justices and the election cases. "Based on the best available information, and in some instances on a new reading of the court's published opinions in light of that information, what follows is a chronological account of how the Supreme Court came to decide the presidential election."

Monday, 19 February 2001 (permalink):
Another Bush countdown clock, this one in Java instead of JavaScript. Strangely, the numbers on the two don't agree. I guess one is counting until the next election, while the other goes until the next inauguration. Or something.

Friday, 16 February 2001 (permalink):
Ran across http://www.geocities.com/floridavotecount/ - a site with a whole bunch of good information on what happened in Florida.

Thursday, 1 February 2001 (permalink):
The Senate voted to confirm Ashcroft as Attorney General. No Republicans broke partisan ranks to vote against this liar. Eight Democrats broke ranks to vote for him. Their names: Robert Byrd, WV; Zell Miller, GA; John Breaux, LA; Byron Dorgon, ND; Kent Conrad, ND; Christopher Dodd, CT; Russ Feingold, WI; Ben Nelson, NE. The Democrat spin on this is: 'With 42 votes we could have filibustered, but chose not to, this time. Don't mess with us.' The Republican spin is: 'Hah hah ha hah, losers.'

Wednesday, 31 January 2001 (permalink):
Countdown to legitimacy.

Sunday, 28 January 2001 (permalink):
The Miami Herald has been running a whole series of articles on their unofficial count of the "undervotes" in Florida. The Palm Beach Post also has some articles.

Saturday, 27 January 2001 (permalink):
The Washington Post released an analysis of the "overvotes" in Florida. These are the ballots which were punched for more than one candidate, including the now-infamous "butterfly" ballots in Palm Beach County. The results, of course, show that Gore won.

Wednesday, 24 January 2001 (permalink):
Dianne Feinstein announced her opposition to Ashcroft today. At first glance this doesn't seem very significant - Democrat opposes controversial Republican appointment, ho hum, what did you expect. Actually, though, Feinstein is about as Republican as a Democrat can get. This isn't quite as good as an actual Republican breaking ranks and opposing Ashcroft, but it's a step in that direction.

Monday, 22 January 2001 (permalink):
Along the same lines as our new picture above, check out bushorchimp.com.

Saturday, 20 January 2001 (permalink):
Bush and Cheney were officially inaugurated. Lots of fun protests in Washington and elsewhere! Bush's first official act was to halt a couple hundred of Clinton's last official acts.

Friday, 19 January 2001 (permalink):
The Ashcroft confirmation hearings were held this week. opposeashcroft.com has a good summary of the lies he told to the Senate. He'll probably get the Attorney General post anyway, despite being an obvious perjurer. So much for bipartisanship.

Sunday, 14 January 2001 (permalink):
Our "leader" on the California electricity crisis, from an interview in the New York Times:
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."


Thursday, 11 January 2001 (permalink):
Bush said he wanted his administration to be remembered for making America "a more literate country and a hopefuller country." Uh huh.

Tuesday, 9 January 2001 (permalink):
The first of Bush's cabinet nominees to bite the dust: Linda Chavez withdrew herself from consideration for Secretary of Labor, after news stories pointing out that at the same time she was leading the lynch mob against Zoe Baird for employing an illegal alien and not paying social security, she herself was - guess what! - employing an illegal alien and not paying social security. Chavez blamed the media. Knowingly harboring an illegal alien is a felony, by the way.

Saturday, 6 January 2001 (permalink):
Today was the day that Congress accepts or rejects the state electors. Any objections must come from at least one Representative and at least one Senator. As it turns out, a lot of Representatives did have objections to make, however none of them could find even a single Senator to co-sign the objections, so they didn't go through. Gee, could this have anything to do with yesterday's news about the Senate committee sharing? A little quid pro quo. Not that I'm complaining too hard - the objections were just a gesture and wouldn't have gone anywhere, while the committee sharing is very real and will severely limit Bush's power. But it's worth remembering those Representatives who stood up to protest. Here's a good quote from a statement issued by Democrats.com:
We are extremely proud of the fourteen Members of Congress who rose in protest today: Corrine Brown, Eva Clayton, Elijah Cummings, Peter Deutsch, Bob Filner, Jesse Jackson Jr., Eddie Bernice Johnson, Barbara Lee, Sheila Jackson Lee, Carrie Meek, Cynthia McKinney, Patsy Mink, Maxine Waters, and above all Alcee Hastings. As a result of their efforts, history will show that members of the Democratic Party were not willing to accept the ultimate crime against democracy - the theft of the Presidency.


Friday, 5 January 2001 (permalink):
The split Senate agreed to share committee assignments 50-50. Chairmanships will still go to Republicans, though. Still, this is a big step. The hard-line Repubs are livid.

Wednesday, 27 December 2000 (permalink):
This just in: Bush is an animatronic robot.

Sunday, 24 December 2000 (permalink):
Palindrome of the day, from Dan Barry: "Dubya won? No way, bud."

Monday, 18 December 2000 (permalink):
The Electoral College delegates met today in their various states, and voted for . . . . . . . . ? Bush, as expected. The only surprise was one elector from D.C., pledged to Gore, who declined to vote as a protest of the lack of full voting rights for D.C. residents. Whatever.

Friday, 15 December 2000 (permalink):
Garry Trudeau unveiled the icon he'll be using in Doonesbury to indicate Bush for the next four years: an asterisk! Good one. For those of you who are not baseball fanatics, let me explain one of the more famous asterisks in history. Up until 1959, the baseball season had 154 games in it. In 1960, to accomodate some new teams, the season was expanded to 162 games. That same year Roger Maris hit 61 home runs, breaking Babe Ruth's long-standing record of 60. A sportswriter pontificated that Maris's record should have an asterisk beside it in the record books, since more games in the season meant he had more chances to hit home runs. The asterisk was never actually added, however Ruth's record remained on the books in parallel with Maris's. It's also worth noting that in 1998 when Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa broke Maris's record, they both passed 61 home runs before the 154-game mark. Anyway, that's our Hail to the Thief Sports Moment of the day.

Thursday, 14 December 2000 (permalink):
Here's an excellent explanation of the US Supreme Court's 12 December remand, written by Mark Levine. He really makes clear the absurdity and injustice of this action. And here is the Florida Supreme Court's response to the remand. It's pretty simple: "On the date of the subject election, the Florida Election Code did not provide the elements necessary for a resolution of the disputed issues, based on the constitutional parameters expressed by the United States Supreme Court. Accordingly, relief cannot be granted, and this case is dismissed." Feh. The Florida Supremes didn't have any wiggle room at all. I wonder if they read Levine's analysis. I agree with him, by the way, that the Senate is key. Because it is currently split 50-50 there will be huge temptations for Senators to break ranks. There is even talk that Bush will offer some Democratic Senators seats on his cabinet - and those Senators will just happen to come from states with Republican Governors who will appoint Republican replacements. We all need to write to our Democratic Senators and tell them to hold fast. Even if your Senators are not likely cabinet candidates, you can urge them to keep their colleagues in line. Here are the addresses for all Senators.

Wednesday, 13 December 2000 (permalink):
Al Gore withdrew from the race. "Let there be no doubt, while I strongly disagree with the court's decision, I accept it." Aside from that one line, both Gore's speech and Bush's later one were unimpressive. Actually, Gore's speech reminded me of what a lackluster, mediocre candidate he was. If he had been able to show one single spark of righteous fire at any time in the whole campaign, he probably would have had it locked up. Someone should have sat him down in front of a TV and made him watch Jed Bartlet tearing into the Dr. Laura character on The West Wing. Coincidentally (or maybe not), that episode repeated tonight.

Tuesday 10pm EST, 12 December 2000 (permalink):
The US Supreme Court delivered their ruling in Bush v. Gore. It's stupefyingly complicated, with six separate opinions. The gist of it seems to be a remand back to Florida for clarification of the counting standards. However it may also reverse the other actions of the Florida court, setting the official vote count back to 537 in Bush's favor. There are some very disturbing aspects to this decision. The Supreme Court is saying that a recount is impossible due to lack of time. But as Justice Ginsberg points out in a dissent, the Supreme Court's own emergency stay of 9 December is responsible for that lack of time. This is like the proverbial guy who murdered his parents and then asked for mercy because he was an orphan. Anyway, it looks to me like Florida can complete a recount by 18 December, unless the US Supreme Court intervenes again, which they may well do. The news media seem to be scoring this as another 5-4 split, but I make it more like 3-2-4: Scalia, Thomas, and Rehnquist are scoundrels; O'Connor and Kennedy are cowards; and Ginsberg, Stevens, Souter, and Breyer are the only ones who deserve the title Justice. All in all a dark day for the republic.

Tuesday afternoon, 12 December 2000 (permalink):
Also as expected, the Florida House of Representatives passed a resolution appointing their own slate of electors, pledged to Bush of course. This is probably illegal. However, since the Florida Senate didn't act, the resolution stalled and did not make it into the 12 December "safe harbor" deadline. That's something anyway.

Monday afternoon, 11 December 2000 (permalink):
As expected, the Florida Supreme Court clarified their earlier decision that got vacated and remanded back to them by the US Supremes.

Monday morning, 11 December 2000 (permalink):
This morning the United States Supreme Court heard arguments on whether to allow the Florida hand counts to proceed or not. I listend to the audio and found the justices' questions interesting and David Boise's responses fairly convincing. It's always hard to guess which way the court will go based on the questions they ask, but I think there's at least hope that the 5-4 split on the preliminary injunction will change. In particular, you could almost hear the light bulb over Justice O'Connor's head go on as she realized the dictinction between the protest phase and the contest phase.

Saturday, 9 December 2000 (permalink):
After some quick hearings in the morning, the hand counts ordered by the Florida Supreme Court got underway. Estimates were they would be completed in less than a day. The federal circuit court in Atlanta declined to stop the counts. Unfortunately, a few minutes later the United States Supreme Court took the case and issued an emergency order to stop counting the votes. This is outrageous. Even if the Gore team prevails, the three days of delay make it impossible to meet the 12 December deadline.

Friday afternoon, 8 December 2000 (permalink):
The Florida Supreme Court came through, in a fair and timely decision, reversing Judge Sauls and ordering hand counts of non-machine-readable ballots in all counties. Their decision was meticulously based on Florida state law, anticipating a challenge in federal court. They ordered the counts start "immediately", no doubt recognizing the 12 December deadline for naming electors. It's not an absolute deadline - electors can be named after the 12th but before they vote on the 18th - however electors named during that period can be challenged by the US Congress. Even the 18 December deadline is not cast in stone, Congress can accept electors right up until 5 January if they want to. In addition to ordering the hand counts, the court also ordered some previous disputed counts to be included. The official (but not certified) total now gives Bush a lead of only 193 votes.

Friday morning, 8 December 2000 (permalink):
Rulings for the defendants in both the Seminole and Martin county absentee ballot cases. The ballots will be counted, even though Republican operatives were allowed to tamper with the absentee ballot applications. This is a little disappointing but seems like the right decision. However the people who did the tampering, and those who allowed it, ought to spend some time in jail.

Monday afternoon, 4 December 2000 (permalink):
Judge Sauls refused permission for Broward, Miami-Dade, and Palm Beach counties to do hand counts of non-machine-readable ballots. The ruling contains errors of fact and law obvious even to me.

Monday morning, 4 December 2000 (permalink):
The United States Supreme Court weighed in for the first time, unanimously vacating the Florida Supreme Court's ruling on the eight-day extension of the certification deadline, remanding it back to Florida for clarification. The media generally played this as a win for Bush, but it really isn't. All they're really said is 'We're not sure which of these two justifications you used in your decision, could you possibly re-write it so it is clearly based on state law and not on the Florida state constitution?' In other words, they practically gave a roadmap for how to modify the decision so it can be upheld.

Sunday, 26 November 2000 (permalink):
Broward county finished their hand count in time to meet the deadline. Palm Beach county didn't quite finish, submitting 95% partial results before the deadline and full results two hours later. As expected, Secretary of State Harris ignored the late full results, denied the partial results, and threw out Palm Beach's count. Her certified total has Bush leading by 537 votes.

Friday, 24 November 2000 (permalink):
The Washington Mint has come out with the perfect commemerative coin for this election. Heads it's Bush, or heads it's Gore.

Thursday, 23 November 2000 (permalink):
Hand counts continue in Broward and Palm Beach counties. In Miami-Dade county the canvassing board inexplicably stopped their count. It is unclear whether they are cowardly, corrupt, or just lazy.

Wednesday afternoon, 22 November 2000 (permalink):
Bush pulled a nice little boner in a press conference discussing the Florida court cases. While reading the statement prepared for him, he got it right, at least as far as he went:
"Writing laws is the duty of the legislature. Administering laws is the duty of the executive branch."
He didn't mention the judiciary. However in the subsequent Q&A period he attempted to repeat that point but got it wrong. What he said then:
"And um... uh... as I said, the legislature's job is to write law, it's the executive branch job to interpret law."
No, sorry George. Interpreting laws is not the same thing as administering laws, and the judiciary's job is to interpret laws. Back to high school civics class for you.

Wednesday morning, 22 November 2000 (permalink):
Cheney had a heart attack. Bush denied it for a few days but that's what it was, and not his first one.

Tuesday evening, 21 November 2000 (permalink):
The Florida Supreme Court ruled against Secretary of State Harris. The reason is a conflict in two provisions of Florida election law, one setting the 18 November deadline and the other allowing recounts that extend past that deadline. To resolve the conflict, the court set a new deadline of 5pm, Sunday the 26th of November.

Tuesday afternoon, 21 November 2000 (permalink):
Over in Washington state, it has become clear that Maria Cantwell pulled off a come-from-behind victory in the Senate race. This means the new Senate will be split exactly 50-50 along party lines, which has several interesting implications for the presidential race. For one thing, under certain circumstances the Senate gets to vote on the vice-presidency - with a 50-50 tie vote, the tie-breaker vote gets cast by - Al Gore! Another factor is that if Lieberman wins the vice-presidency (with or without Gore as president) then Lieberman would have to resign from the Senate. His replacement would be appointed by the governor of Connecticut, who is a Republican, and so the Senate would tilt 51-49 Republican. In that scenario Lieberman would have to at least consider refusing election to the VP slot and staying in the Senate! All this is moot if Bush/Cheney win, of course.

Friday, 17 November 2000 (permalink):
The Florida Supreme Court enjoined Secretary of State Harris from certifying the election on the 18th as scheduled. They will hear arguments in the case on Monday the 20th.

Wednesday, 15 November 2000 (permalink):
Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris denied permission for Broward, Miami-Dade, and Palm Beach counties to do hand counts of their ballots. However the Florida Supreme Court rejected her request that they order the counts to stop. She may or may not accept the results, but she can't stop the counting. This seems fair. The deadline for submitting vote totals is 18 November.

Thursday, 9 November 2000 (permalink):
Bush developed a huge red lump on his right cheek. Official word is it's a boil.

Wednesday, 8 November 2000 (permalink):
Florida law triggered an automatic state-wide recount, due to the first count being closer than 0.5%. Some counties didn't actually physically recount their ballots, they just re-ran their addition program based on the original precinct counts. Nothing much comes of this. Elsewhere in the nation there were some other close races and some recounts, but none as close as Florida.

Tuesday, 7 November 2000 (permalink):
Election day. Gore won the national popular vote. Exit polls indicate Gore also won in Florida, however the returns show a very close race. It will later become clear that the exit polls were correct, and the majority of Florida voters intended to vote for Gore. The discr